We all know the story of Goldilocks and the bears. But recently, while shopping with my teenage daughter I learned the modern equivalent of the story. It goes kinda like this:
Once upon a time, there was a teenager named Goldilocks. She went with her family to shop for clothes. Pretty soon, she came upon a store called Levi’s. She opened the door and then she walked right in.
On the wall of the store hung many pants but only three she liked. She tried on the first pair.
“These pants are too small!” she exclaimed.
So, she tried on the second pair.
“These pants are too big,” she said
So, she tried on the third pair.
“Ahhh, these pants are just right,” she said happily but then added, ” but they are the wrong color!”
After she’d looked and looked there were none that were the right color so she she left. So, she walked into the Marshall’s where she saw more jeans. Goldilocks grabbed a pair that was the right shade.
“These pants are too big!” she exclaimed.
So she tried a second pair.
“This pair is too big, too!” she whined.
So she tried the last and smallest pair.
“Ahhh, this pair is just right,” she sighed. But just as she settled down and started to pay for them she noticed that the pockets were not right!
Goldilocks was very tired by this time, so she went to T.J. Maxx and looked at pants. She tried on the first pair, but it was too rough. Then she put on the second pair, but it was too soft. Then she threw down the third pair because they were too blue. Goldilocks left the store.
As she was walked through the shopping center she entered a fourth store but didn’t look at pants at all but shirts and jackets and things. This store never has the right size or shade for me in jeans she told her anxious, exhausted family (bears).
“Someone’s been looking at pants everywhere and these are the right color,” growled the Papa bear.
“Someone’s been looking at pants everywhere and these are the size and cut,” said the Mama bear.
“Someone’s been looking at every store and these are not too rough or too soft!” cried the Baby bear.
But Goldilocks wasn’t sure so she tried on other clothes instead.
“Someone’s to picky,” growled the Papa bear.
“Someone’s needs to relax,” said the Mama bear.
“Someone needs to find some food,” cried the Baby bear.
Goldilocks decided to look around some more and so Papa bear growled, “I am kinda hungry too”
“Maybe you should find a place to sit” said the Mama bear
“Someone’s been trying on clothes all day and she still is!” exclaimed Baby bear.
Just then, Goldilocks looked up and saw the pants they had been pointing too. She screamed, “There they are, I knew I would find them there!” And she jumped up and ran out of the room to try them on. Goldilocks ran from the changing room and asked for a credit card. And she explained that if we had just come to this store, the one she KNEW the pants were at instead of making her go to all the others we could already be home by now!